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Title: Johnny what are you holding
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Riddle: The teacher says OK class who can tell what I"m holding? Its red and hard. A little boy named Johnny said I know its an apple. Nice try says the teacher. But its a ball. OK next one What am I holding? Its sozt and yellow. I kno Ikno sad Johnny. Its a stufed animal (duck). No sorry Johnny thats not it. Its a tennis ball but I like the way you think. So Johnny says OK teacher it my turn. What am I holding? He puts his hand in his pocket and says its hard and round and has a head. Johnny go to the princibles office right now young man. Johnny says what did i do? Then she says you know what you did now go!! He stod up and walk to the door. He said Its not what you think but I like the way you think. What is it?

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